this is terrible and so funny at the same time omg imagine sitting with your family at your table for dinner and seeing your dad or mom just start trippin balls
the wife was 9 months pregnant and had to be induced into labor
Ugh tumblr takes the fun out of everything. Sexism this, racism that, woman has baby prematurely. We get it. You’re all horribly offended by everything.
I love when I see someone with a username like ‘bonghitsandtits’ or ‘420cumslut’ and you go to their blog and it’s some fifteen year old in like South Dakota.
I am sorry but at the same time I am not for this but if you think we are the only things in this universe you’re fucking retarded and this is why our civilization has begun to devolve. Do you really think we, people for fucks sake, are the only ones to come across this vastness? It wasn’t even that long ago that people came to be. How fucking dumb and naive do you have to be to think that we are it? And come on, don’t you want there to be more than this?
Regardless of where I am good beer is a must.
The Flower Shell is a 12 gauge shotgun shell filled with flower seeds. Each firing would disperse seeds like daisies, sunflowers, poppies, etc. to grow in open fields. I can’t believe this is a legit product…but it is legit. Article here if you are interested. I guess if you really enjoy shooting and seed bombing, this is the product for you. I don’t know what this think about this, but I just had to share it with you all.
(Actually…is anyone else thinking about that episode where Homer SImpson invents a shotgun that applies a full face of makeup by shooting the person in the face?)
This is one manly way to plant flowers.
I now want to buy a shotgun and use these shells on the dildos driving on the highway. I’ll roll down my window and “BAM” have some flowers motherfucker.
I want to shoot someone’s chest cavity full of sunflowers.
Seriously though why is this a picture and why does it have so many notes? This is that crap plastic CD that came on top of the stack of blank CDs. Do half of you even know how to burn a CD? Because if you are trying it that way you are going to be pretty disappointed.
(Source: skriket, via resmoke)